Sunday, March 06, 2005

Fun With Google Ads!

This post is slightly off-topic from my normal entries, but, if you'll humor me for this brief installment, I'd like to experiment a bit.

The Google ads to your right -- or left if you view your monitor turned around and looking through a mirror -- are supposed to directly reflect the content of the blog. Friday, the post mentioned garbage bags, and then garbage bag-related ads appeared shortly thereafter. On Wednesday, I mentioned Chintatown, and then my screen turned into a purse.

Anyway, you get the idea. So, this post is all about generating the most ridiculously bizarre Google advertisments we can. Excited? I know. I am, too.

Let's begin...

Sado-Masochism-erific!*
Robot Fellatio*
Pirate Soul Train*
Monkey Butter*
Flux Capacitor*
Chocolate Breast Explosion*
Cannibal Cookies*
Martha Stewart*
Leather & Chains*
Buggy Whip*
Menstrual Kamikaze*
Tofu Orbit*
Goat Jesus*
Assassin Module*
Vermicious Knid*
Kitty Death Squad*
Puppet Penis*
Talcum Poop*
Puppy Death March*
Steel Booger*
Santa Sandwich*
Gazpacho Ninja*
Angry Fetus**

And now, we wait.


*Also excellent potential band names.

**But, obviously, not Angry Fetus. Come on, Angry Fetus? Get fucking serious. Clearly, you've never been in a band before. At least not one with an awesome name.

46 Comments:

At 6:04 PM, Blogger brokemon said...

my friend, this doesnt work as well as one would hope. My last post deals mostly with semen donation, and my google ads are stuck on mortgages and the world bank. Not a single semen related entry...sigh.

 
At 6:35 PM, Blogger K. W. Musante said...

They probably filter out all the really nasty things. Haha this could be funny.

 
At 7:43 PM, Blogger MagicMafia said...

Fucking brilliant. Let's hope it works...

 
At 7:59 PM, Blogger MrGenuchi said...

"Chocolate Breast Explosion" is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Also, picturing it is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

 
At 9:30 PM, Blogger jomama said...

You're a very funny dude.

cheers...

 
At 10:18 PM, Blogger scribe called steff said...

Angry Fetus makes me think of the Christmas tree I had last year. We stole a lame tree off a golf course, put the thing up, and it was too weak to support a damned ornament. So, being crafty, ingenius people, we clipped a bunch of coat-hangers and reinforced the branches. We then dubbed it "The Morgentaler."

Clearly entirely unrelated to your post, but I'm waxing nostalgic. Deal with it.

In the meantime, "Puppet Penis" deserves a viagra link--the last thing you need is a tool with an affinity for "Hide and go Seek". Chocolate Breast Explosion sounds like a good Saturday night in, if you like that kind of thing. "Robot Fellatio" sounds like oral sex after seven years of marriage.

There's some potential with those names. (Lets hope "Monkey Butter" doesn't become a name brand anytime soon, though. Talk about incentive for going vegetarian, eh?)

[www.thelastditch.blogspot.com]

 
At 7:16 AM, Blogger brokemon said...

do you get tired of people sucking your blog cock? er, block? i mean, the only reason im leaving a comment is for more traffic, but at least im not like, "omg dude, youre hilarious! you stick it to google! omg if this were singapore we'd be so canned bro dog!
fuck, i just turned into what i hated because the
fuck!

 
At 7:29 AM, Blogger Fist said...

I did a similar thing once with this list:

http://cityfist.blogspot.com/2005/01/search.html

The adverts that came up were about how to advertise on google.

 
At 8:51 AM, Blogger Ruben said...

wow! I can say that this is truly a first!

 
At 9:54 AM, Blogger John said...

So, apparently this didn't go according to plan. The only ad I saw that remotely was simlilar was somewhat related to the Gazpacho Ninja one, however, it was clearly only using the word Ninja.

 
At 10:03 AM, Blogger jenn see said...

i like that the cumulative effect seemed to revolve around protecting children from disaster.
with garbage bags.

 
At 10:34 AM, Blogger C. Ryan O'Till said...

Now that you point it out, I'm shocked that there hasn't already been a band called Flux Capacitor. Or maybe there has but they didnt' get anywhere...

 
At 4:44 PM, Blogger twitterpated said...

I googled "poop" and the ad that came up said "Brand new and used. No bidding. Buy it at eBay!"

So I guess that means you can buy poop. Who knew.

 
At 6:27 PM, Blogger fj - the keeper said...

Ha! Well I tried with Angelina Jolie skimpy dress ... didn't work. Tried Paul Walker skimpy tight shorts ... didn't work. **Sniffle** You entries are awesome. Hope you're having fun ... down here in the Deep South, we get A LOT of those people who stand up and start preaching in the public places, only they get real aggressive. We're talking pointing at random girls and calling them abortionists, saying rappers are all going to hell, saying Catholics will burn, pointing at any guy who is wearing a tank top and calling him a perverted homo and generally insulting everybody. Yeah ... it's fun down here. :) J

 
At 6:28 PM, Blogger fj - the keeper said...

Ha! Well I tried with Angelina Jolie skimpy dress ... didn't work. Tried Paul Walker skimpy tight shorts ... didn't work. **Sniffle** You entries are awesome. Hope you're having fun ... down here in the Deep South, we get A LOT of those people who stand up and start preaching in the public places, only they get real aggressive. We're talking pointing at random girls and calling them abortionists, saying rappers are all going to hell, saying Catholics will burn, pointing at any guy who is wearing a tank top and calling him a perverted homo and generally insulting everybody. Yeah ... it's fun down here. :) J

 
At 6:29 PM, Blogger fj - the keeper said...

crap ... I see I got published twice. Sorry. I can you like to check others out - Im at goodmorningamerica23.blogspot.com
But otherwise, I'll be back in any case. Keep writing.

 
At 7:05 PM, Blogger TheMalau said...

Well it might not have worked as planned, but you may be on to something. Maybe if you could refune some of the elements. But then again, Google only accepts ads from certain types of sites...

 
At 9:36 PM, Blogger muy said...

ey, just saw your blog somewhere.
funny posts!! brilliant. surely made my day!

 
At 11:47 PM, Blogger RTD2 said...

YOu arE FaNtasTIc!
I wish I could write like u, live in NY like u, work for Comedy Central like u :) Do u get to meet Jon Stewart, if u inherit his unusable jokes?!

 
At 11:48 PM, Blogger RTD2 said...

YOu arE FaNtasTIc!
I wish I could write like u, live in NY like u, work for Comedy Central like u :) Do u get to meet Jon Stewart, if u inherit his unusable jokes?!

 
At 1:12 AM, Blogger rasterboy said...

haha that's hilarious..saw your blog on "blogs of note" and i'm glad i stopped by.

 
At 1:53 AM, Blogger Dave said...

Actually Vermicious Knid is a real band from Southwestern Ontario.

 
At 11:42 AM, Blogger sarah the great and wise said...

Trickle down theory or no, your blog is riddled with hilariousity. I am linking you on my blog. Are you not happy to get that news? I want to see jumping for joy going on. Like now. Go. Jump.

 
At 1:12 PM, Blogger 3Leonards said...

Hey, man...You're pretty funny. :o)

 
At 3:32 PM, Blogger Scully said...

Great! I looked in today (GMT) and when I looked now the ads had severely changed their attitude to terrorism and Israel (?).
Funny experiment. Take care!

 
At 4:12 PM, Blogger Zach said...

Funny experiment. I don't do the google ads but I do look up weird shit on search engines. Some of the results that I've looked at are pretty painful and I prefer not to go into them. I think I am a bit damaged as a result of this.


frankendick.blogspot.com


Zach

 
At 8:28 PM, Blogger JNF said...

Great Experiment...I will be checking back often to see what develops. Thanks for something fascinating.

I'm researching the recent phenomenon of Pet Insurance...do you have any opinions about it? The good news is, my google ads are pretty consistent ;-)

 
At 10:43 PM, Blogger PureViLmay said...

you are soooo funny!
i just love reading your blog!

 
At 5:16 PM, Blogger Luke said...

What about:

*Flange Magnets
*Incurable Illness
*Killer Sloths
*Pick 'n' Mix
*Colossal Teapots

 
At 4:56 AM, Blogger fengzi said...

The ad I saw on this post was some Save the Dolphin thing.. Think Google has thought of this before..

 
At 9:59 AM, Blogger Scott said...

Vermicious Knid - that's a Roald Dahl reference, no?

 
At 1:03 AM, Blogger Richardson-VA said...

Lots of talk of S&M throughout your threads.... the kinky intern? hahaha ...a Narsisist perhaps/// son...what did Mom do to you?

 
At 8:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, doubt you'd backtrack and read this comment, but for the benefit of those who will - the google ad on this page read: Support NCP (?) Help the disabled.

Haha.

-Danielle

 
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Ever heard of google ads With a blog like yours you'de make a killing with googles adsense as long as u use these google ads that i found.. seriously some ppl pay over $50 a click!!

 
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